Man Crush is a term that is used to describe a perfectly heterosexual man. What is a man crush you may ask? Well the answer is some man that you aspire to be or look up to. Someone you have always wanted to hang out with is another good way to describe it. You will most likely get called gay for having a man crush, but it is totally okay to have a man crush, and be heterosexual. Most heterosexual men have man crushes.
Robert, my roommate, has had several man crushes. Christian Bale, John C. Riley, Daniel Day Lewis, Tom Hanks, Morgan Freeman, and of course John Malkovich are just some of his man crushes.
Many would say I have a love for chocolate. My top ten man crushes.
10. Morgan Freeman.
This man has been in many movies and is awesome in all of them. Guys want his voice and his weird facial features.
9. Edinson Volquez.
This man crush is Latino Love. This is a strikeout machine which many men are attracted to.
8. Patrick Patterson.
Wow his post presence is amazing. What a beast.
7. Pat Diesel.
No explanation needed.
6. T.J. Houshmandzadeh.
He's rough tough and a scorer what else does a man need?
5. Ken Griffey Jr.
I have been a fan of his ever since he came to the league.
4. Tayshaun Prince.
He's just plain amazing.
3. Mekhi Pfeiffer.
Ever since 8 Mile.
2a. Terrence Howard.
This man is awesome ever since Mr. Holland's Opus. Crash and Hustle and Flow are a couple of great performances by him.
2b. Lil Wayne.
All about the voice.
1. Denzel Washington.
This guy is just one of the best actors ever. Why wouldn't you want to be him?
Come on guys... admit your man crushes.Now my tastes have changed since I posted this blog. Lil Wayne, T.J. Houshmandzadeh, Ken Griffey Jr., and Pat Diesel have fallen completely off of the top 10 list. Here is a new list...10. Peabo Bryson-Man enough to sing Disney ballads and be sensitive all the while looking like he will murder you if you just look at him the wrong way. Known for his Beauty and the Beast duet with Celine Dion.
9. Greg Evans- My neighbor who lives his life the way everyone wants to. A fire every night, shirtless whenever possible, drinks beer all the time, loves to search for branches and play volleyball.
8. Morgan Freeman-The voice.
7. Tayshaun Prince-Those five straight 3's against North Carolina will never leave the minds of us Kentucky fans.
6. Shaquille O'Neal-Funniest athlete of all time. Hands down.
5. Pat Sims-will always come to a teammate's defense plus he's a huge black guy.
4. Mekhi Phifer- He's been in O, 8-Mile, the new Dawn of the Dead, and ER. Wherever he was he stole the show.
3. Terrence Howard-He got screwed over on being in Iron Man 2 so he gets a sympathy vote for that plus he refuses to own a TV. We will let him slide on the Law & Order: LA.
2. Ving Rhames-I'm biased because he has the same birthday as me (May 12) but so do Yogi Berra and Prince but they didn't make the list. Ving will murder me if I don't add him. He stars in my favorite movie, Pulp Fiction, as the big shot Marcellus Wallace.
1. Denzel Washington-Hard to beat this guy. He's never asked to be in comedies for some reason but he tears up drama. Training Day is pretty great. So is Remember the Titans and Glory. John Q and He Got Game. I could keep going. He even tried to straighten Ochocinco out.
Congratulations to Greg Evans for being the only white guy on the list. Winner of the Day: David Ison. Who is he? Just a victim of a bad economy. We are feeling it everywhere. Even in drugs. This dude killed 5 people because he was upset the price of Oxycontin went up $2 on the streets. He is a winner because he got the last laugh. You aren't going to raise the price on old David or you will feel the wrath. The Story.
Loser of the Day: Johnny Depp. He was drinking like a pirate and as he was leaving a bar, his bodyguard was shielding him from paparazzi and fell on Johnny and crushed the dude. You can tell he was wasted though because when Johnny tried standing up he was still stumbling. Quote of the Day: "What is a date really, but a job interview that lasts all night? The only difference is that in not many job interviews is there a chance you'll wind up naked."-Jerry Seinfeld
Song of the Day: Windy by the Association
Classic Hip-Hop Beef of the Day: Suge Knight and Vanilla Ice. I wouldn't mess with Suge so why did the weakest dude in hip hop? Suge dangled him from a balcony to get him to sign all of his rights away to Ice Ice Baby because it sampled music from one of Suge's labels. Suge is not fake; he means business.
So what I have gathered today David is that somewhere deep down inside(well maybe not that deep) you are a reincarnated black man, or atleast you wish you were lol:)
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So what I have gathered today David is that somewhere deep down inside(well maybe not that deep) you are a reincarnated black man, or atleast you wish you were lol:)
ReplyDeleteI guess so lol
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