Missing girls, Prostitutes stealing cars, Affleck picks pumpkins, and the word Hoss

I know that my audience is pretty devastated about the cancellation of the first two weeks of the NBA season, but I must say this...I must get over it and write the blog so you all must put it behind you and read this blog and let it be a distraction to the horrible news we got yesterday (please understand this is sarcasm).  Anyway, I was standing in the shower today, trying to figure out what to write about when I started drifting into deep thought....if I was to die today, would I be content with the way I lived my life?  I would have to say yes.  I tried my best to make the lives of friends and family better.  I haven't done anything I would regret, and I think people would remember me as I moved on to greener pastures.  As long as I achieve my goal of making at least one person smile a day, I will be okay.  Anyway, have you guys been following this missing 10 month old Missouri girl case?  The girl was last seen in her crib (crib meaning bed not slang term for house although the crib was in her house) around 10:30 p.m. and then at around 4 a.m. police were called to the home.  The police are not considering the parents suspects at the moment but I must say that something isn't adding up here.  Okay, it was the first night the husband was on third shift, and it just so happens on the very first night, the girl is kidnapped.  Secondly, the abductor took three cell phones.  Now does this family neatly stack the cell phones on a table or do you kind of have to know where they keep all three?  Thirdly the mother was home.  Did she not hear anything somehow as the abductor apparently used a window all while the chick was home.  I'm not saying the parents are guilty just that they may not be innocent.  I think the mother did it but that's just me.  Maybe it's Jon Benet Ramsey all over again; this new one is just too young to dress up creepily in toddler evening gowns for pageants.  Is this not the weirdest thing ever?  Okay this isn't weird at all let's just dress up our kids to look like adults as 40 year old weird weird men judge them.  This world is weird huh?  Little Miss Sunshine captures this really well.  I'm getting off track....here's the story about the Missouri child.

Here's Lisa Irwin, the missing baby....who names their kid Lisa anymore anyway?  Didn't that name get retired 20 years ago?  


In more grown up news, a 22 year old prostitute (allegedly) stole a police car somehow as she was being arrested. Read Me.

So apparently this is news...Ben Affleck picked pumpkins for his kids and wife.  He looks like a bum now meaning he looks like he's from Boston where he's from.  Nice shirt though. If you care to read it.

So this isn't ghetto at all...some kids were fighting over facebook or whatever and one threatened the other and the mother was like nu uh she not gonna say dat to you over da web, and drove her kid to fight the other kid. LOLs all over. Cyber bullying is not cool kids. The story.

Winner of the Day: This 8th grader who claimed he was attacked with a knife on his way to school and then it all turned out to be all made up.  The lengths people will go to to get out of a day of school...The Story Here's a blurred picture of the kid because of legal issues or whatever. It's still clearer than those pixelated things we have to identify people by in the security cameras.

Loser of the Day: This crew of people.  There was a traffic stop and they found guns, tools, a TV and marijuana plants.  One of the people in the car then told the cops that all of that stuff came from a relative's house they had just robbed.  What a bunch of losers?  The Story.

Quote of the Day: "Living might mean taking chances, but they're worth taking. Lovin' might be a mistake, but it's worth making." -Lee Ann Womack


Song of the Day: Hey Ya by Outkast

Word of the Day: Hoss.  It's just a great word referring to a rather large person.  So I have a funny story about this word... my friend Rob got a wrong number text one day from this girl.  Well they started texting and started realizing they had a bunch of stuff in common and whatnot so they decided to meet.  The drive was about an hour from here so he took his friend Clarence with him.  They got lost so they were super late but anyway they finally found them and they were bigger than you can imagine. Clarence was supposed to meet her friend or something.  They were from my understanding very huge.  I mean Rob isn't a small guy but these heffers made him look like Travis Barker or something.  Well anyway, these chicks were from Ross, Ohio, so he referred to this woman as the Hoss from Ross.

Top 5 Bengals, I believe Monday, Guy Super glues eyes (Not Gonna lie, not my best work today)

What's up loyal readers?  I don't have much to write about today because not much has happened.  My chili eating streak ended at six days and now I must let my intestines clear up before another one of those streaks. I'm having pizza bagels for lunch today.  It brings me back to my childhood.  I may have lived on Vine Street in Dayton, but boy did we feel like we ran the world.  Everyday we'd be doing something awesome. Fishing, catching snakes, sneaking onto the football field, riding bikes, picking on Dustin, catching a yard full of dead grass on fire from lighting a firecracker, and so much more.  Life was so much simpler as a kid.  I'm 26 now, and  you know in high school where you say what you will be doing in ten years? Well, I would've never said working at an insurance company still looking for that one girl.  Gosh the experiences I went through since 2003 have made me stronger, happier, smarter, funnier, and yes ladies more attractive.  But this blog has the potential of getting really boring if I don't get started so let's do it.

I BELIEVE MONDAY

I believe that the Phillies losing to the Cardinals in the first round of the playoffs proves that talent isn't everything.  There is something inside all of us; a fire that helps us propel through any obstacle God gives us as long as you don't ever give up.  I believe you should do something good for someone else each day.  Big or little.  I believe the Bengals winning another game is no longer a surprise.  These young kids are growing up fast.  I believe that even when you don't want to smile, you should still give it a shot.  I believe Hank Williams Jr. should still be working for Monday Night Football.  I believe  if you want something bad enough, you can get it.  I believe in heart, soul, and Jesus Christ.  I believe the cheese danish is the best of all danishes.  I believe the Bengals symbolize never to look back but only look forward.  I believe Crazy in Love had no business being #1 on VH1's top 100 songs of the 00's.


Top 5 Current Bengals


5. Jermaine Gresham
Dude's turning into the Tight End they wanted him to be when they drafted him in the first round.

4. Rey Maualuga
He moved to the middle this season and has patrolled one of the best defenses in the league this season.

3. Andy Dalton
Yeah he's a rookie but he made us forget about all of the Carson stuff and has 3 wins in his first 5 starts...Not bad.

2. Leon Hall
Shut down corner.  QB's don't even throw to his side anymore.

1. A.J. Green
Chad Who? This rookie is everything the Bengals wanted when they drafted him in the first round.  Made us quickly forget about the old era.

Winner of the Day: Jeremy Shockey.  Sure he's not known as the nicest guy in the world, but he saved his teammate's life as he was choking at lunch.  Read here.

Loser of the Day: This guy super glued his eyelids after thinking the super glue was eye drops.  Wow crazy. Here's the story. 

Quote of the Day: "Love is everything it's cracked up to be…It really is worth fighting for, being brave for, risking everything for."-Erica Jong

Song of the Day: Brown Eyed Girl by Van Morrison

Duke fail of the Day:

Relationship Advice Column Edition 4, WHAT IS LOVE?

Today is relationship advice day so what better to write about than the one ingredient every relationship needs.  Sure relationships need trust and honesty and faithfullness and all of that but they all float under one banner, LOVE.  Remember Haddaway?  In 1993 he had a hit song called, "What is Love" and people before and after him have been asking the same question.  So what is love?  Webster's defines love as  especially, devoted attachment to, or tender or passionate affection for, one of the opposite sex.  Well that and a score of a "0" in tennis.  But anyway love means more than a book of definitions can give us.  What does love mean?  According to the 1970 classic, A Love Story, "Love means never having to say you're sorry."  I'm not quite sure that's it either.  Ruben Studdard would have beef with that definition. Love in all honesty means something different to each and every one of us.  I asked female friends of mine yesterday to answer and in the paragraph breaks I will list their answers for you.  All are very well thought out, and all different and unique to the person.


Love - is when you can look at that one person and everything around you becomes still and at the one moment you can vision yourself being with that one person for the rest of your life.-Mallory Reynolds


It's knowing everything, good and bad, about a person and still find yourself wanting to be with them every minute.-Elizabeth Baker


Love is being able to care for someone unconditionally-Taylor McIntyre

I guess I would say a feeling or emotion that people feel involving deep caring, affection and respect for another person, whether it is romantic or familial love.-Chelsea Fischer

Love is looking at someone and not being afraid of what the future holds, as long as they are by your side.-Dawnisha Woods

Love is when someone is more important to you than yourself, and you know you're a better person for it.-Megan Greis

I limited the ladies to one sentence but it would make a boring blog if I only went with one sentence so here is my take on love... Love makes you do crazy things.  Love is blind.  Love is when your significant other walks into a room of crowded people and everyone else becomes a blur.  Love is when you smile just thinking of her (I will use her but feel free to substitute him).  Love, as Catherine Kessen says is, "when you get butterfliles for absolutely no reason at all." Love makes you throw all of the rules out of the window.  Love makes your heart pound just because.  Love will make you turn your back on your best friend if he puts her down. Yes,a Percy Sledge quote.  Love will be your best friend when you need it to.  Love isn't always easy, but it's working through the hard times.  Love conquers all.  It's your sun on a rainy day; your storm in the middle of a drought.  It is the perfect line in a poem and staying up all night just because you can't get enough of her.  You miss her as soon as you leave and you are whipped but you don't care.  It doesn't matter what your friends say.  Love is a verb and a noun, but love is much more.

Since I am getting married I have had to go through a bunch of readings and I am sick of the cliché crap about love being patient and kind.  While love should be those things sometimes it isn’t all of the time Love is hard work love is having commitment Love is being willing to compromise. Love is being able to share.  Love is having trust. Love isn’t a joke.  Being in love is serious.-Stacie Daines (She broke the one sentence rule but that's okay).

Love is loving someone inspite of their flaws.-Ashley Watson

Love is simply a misconception of lust.-Anonymous

I see love as indefinable really... No love ever feels the same, some love is stronger than others, and it is a definitive part of what we are and what we become-Shanel Samuel


Trusting someone completely and feeling like there is nothing else that matters when you're with them. Sense of happiness and completion (?). When you get butterfliles for absolutely no reason at all, and not needing to know why you love them, just that you do.-Cat Kessen


Finding someone who is worth the risk of ultimate heartache but knowing somewhere deep down inside that they would never hurt you, trusting that faith and fate have dealt you the right cards is harder than you think.-Kate Dawes

When it comes down to it, love is living your life not for me, but for we.  It is doing something different each day just to see her smile again.  It is trusting someone with all of your heart and forgiveness when she makes a mistake.  It's someone who gets every joke you tell. It's  when everything makes sense to her even when it doesn't to anyone else.  It's the feeling you get today, that gets even stronger tomorrow.  It is an old man and an old woman rocking together on the front porch.  It's the high school sweetheart that you grow up to marry.  It is the first slow dance.  It's eating burnt dinners just to see her smile.  It's being honest and loyal and giving your whole heart.  It is believing in something greater than you but also being fully committed.  It is making her cry about what you say in a card.  It's picking wild flowers because you thought of her when you saw them.  It's care.  It's compassion.  It's believing.  It is true.  It is a journey.  It's thinking of her before you go to sleep and the first thing you think of when you wake up.  It is puppy love but also get through the rough times love.  It's overcoming speed bumps but seeing the sparkle in her eye the whole way through.  It makes your day everyday.  Love is love.  Nothing else matters.  I know I didn't answer all of your questions about love but in order for a relationship to work, you need love so I defined it in the best way that I could.  When you date someone, you may grow to love them, but you will know when you do.  It is an indescribable feeling.  I know I put a lot of words on this screen but none of them truly explain the feeling of love.  The term love is overused, however I can tell when someone truly means it.  So keep your heart open.  It will strike you when you least expect it.  I want to thank all of you ladies who wrote in. So what is love?  Go out there and find out.  It is the best feeling in the world. I will leave you with my favorite love song and a comic that may make you chuckle....

Song of the Day: Your Song by Elton John

Comic of the day:

Contact Highs, No Crackers, Steve Jobs, Christmas Trees, Cookie Monster, and Marissa Tomei

On the bus ride here today, the lady in front of me was fuming with hair spray so I may have a contact high.  That along with my lack of sleep and this caffeine from the tea I'm drinking, this may be an interesting blog.  Yes I drink tea but don't call me a fag.  I still drink coffee but tea is much healthier, especially green tea, not that I have ever been an advocate for healthy choices nor am I drinking green tea.  


Anyway do you know what busted my balls last night? I went down to Gold Star for 99cent coney day (I'm frustrated because I had to type out cent.  I cannot find the cent logo anywhere on this work keyboard) and hold on a second while I enjoy these orange Hostess cupcakes.  Wow I haven't had orange ones in years.  Well anyway, down at Gold Star I waited the longest I've ever waited for a waitress to get there, which was as long as I've ever been in Gold Star minus the one time me and Rob just sat in there and talked for like three hours straight and the waitress stopped giving us refills in hopes we would leave.  Well finally we got to order, and between my company (Nicolette) and me, we only ordered one coney which makes no sense, but whatever we were both starving.  We noticed we had no crackers.  What the hell is Gold Star with no crackers?  They are like an appetizer.  Jesus Christ I just realized I have had some form of chili for five straight days.  Well the waitress got back and asked if we needed anything else.  I asked for some crackers, and she apologized because they were out.  But why?  Why would they be out of crackers on a coney day?  The food however was delicious as always.  I lost my apetite though when some girls came in wearing pajama pants.  They are not made to be worn outside; it just makes you look like white trash.  My top three restaurants to eat chili are: #3 The Newport Dixie Chili.  Known for the alligator. 1 Yum.  #2 The Bellevue Gold Star.  Known for Chili Rick. Not Yum but the food is 2 Yums.  #1 The Cold Spring Skyline.  Known for being delicious.  3 Yums.  


I remember back in the day, my friend Robert had a fear of spending the night over at my house only around Christmas time.  He later admitted to me he had a fear of Christmas trees.  When you look at them in the dark, they do look pretty scary I must admit.  Just imagine one attacking you with all of the prickling it would do to you all over your skin.  Even the artificial ones would hurt.  It would be a bunch of slow, sharp pains.  


Who are you anonymous #2? Just let me know if you are male or female.  So Steve Jobs died yesterday.  I must do a shout out to him. I remember the pre I-Pod days when I had a bunch of burnt CDs but I wanted them all in one place.  Then someone broke into my car and stole them.  I hope they can make lots of money off of them because of my picture on all of the labels.  Without Steve Jobs.  I would not be able to listen to a Juvenile song followed by a Celine Dion song followed by a Rush song.  He made that possible.  Rest in peace Mr.  Jobs.  Years from now when this era is called the Technological Revolution you will be considered one of the major innovators in it.    


Is anyone else excited to see the Ides of March?  The previews are awesome.  I love how they filmed in Cincinnati.  I'm not big on Clooney but I am a fan of Marissa Tomei.  I'm too tall for her liking though.  According to Seinfeld she is into short bald men.  She'd just use me to get to my friend Stuart.  So if you want a breast inhancement without going under the knife some lady claims she knows the answer.  Read this if you want to know ladies. 


Winner of the Day: Lily.  She's the newest muppet and she represents world hunger.  I just wanted to bring up the muppets because I'm still angry that Sesame Street changed the Cookie Monster into the Veggie Monster.  Kids can't just be kids anymore.  Are these people who make these decisions saying that my generation didn't turn out right?  I love cookies.  They haven't killed me yet.  It just offends me when they change things up because you have to be so politically correct nowadays.  They are taking fun out of childhood.  The Story on Lily.   

Loser of the Day: Apple.  They lost Steve Jobs.  I mean they lost him a while ago, but wow who is going to pick up the slack?  He developed so many awesome things, Ipod, Ipad, Iphone to name a few.  The Iphone 4S already has bad reviews.  Good luck Apple....wait for the pun....you may go rotten if you aren't careful.

Quote of the Day: "You have to do the best with what God gave you." - Mrs. Gump from Forrest Gump (1994)


Song of the Day: I Miss My Homies by Master P

Mustache of the Day:

Today is the most popular birthday, Top 5 Bands, Hank Williams Jr., & Mommy Tummy

Today is the most popular birthday according to Yahoo! They say it is because of New Years Eve being around 9 months from today's date.  I only have two birthdays on my facebook wall when on some days I have up to 6 or 7 so it must not be too popular.  One of the birthdays however is Amanda Blanton; the wife of the almighty Derek Blanton.  Derek was a few years older than us in high school and had failed Physical Science (a required to graduate freshman class) several times and as a senior was in this class with all of us freshman.  We gave him a few nicknames, Moses and He Who Is Older Than Us.  He would sleep most days but when he spoke the rest of the class was in awe.  The dude had the coolest sideburns.  He was intimidating to us youngsters but boy was he wise.  Moses parted the Red Sea and then failed a couple science classes in Bellevue.  He was such a legend.  He would demand I do my famous dance, the Phathead Shuffle and I would do it on point.  He is the only one who had the ability to do that.  Kate Winslet, Jesse Eisenberg, and Grant Hill are the most famous people with October 5 as a birthday.  I don't know why I'm writing about this.  It is super boring.  

Derek (Center)

Let me bring up Hank Williams Jr.  He was fired from Monday Night Football after 27 years for comparing Obama to Adolph Hitler in an interview with Fox News.  Hank is an out there kind of guy he's said crazy things for years, and to fire him over something where he was just joking around is ludicrous.  ESPN is not full of saints.  Michael Irvin didn't get fired a few years ago after a crack pipe was found in his car for God's sake.  Now ESPN has the right to hire or fire whoever they want, but Hank is a legend and there had to be some way to work things out.  That is not the first I've heard of Barack Obama being compared to Hitler so is he not allowed to have an opinion?

Top 5 favorite Rock Bands

5. Creedence Clearwater Revival.  

John Fogerty was once sued for sounding too much like himself when he began his solo career but every song he made was golden.  They had a fascination with rain though.  Kind of weird.

4. Heart.

Yes, if you know me you know I am a sucker for girl bands and Heart is the best of them.  I have seen them live at a Journey concert and they stole the show.  Hits such as Crazy on You, Barracuda, These Dreams, and Alone makes Heart immortal and my 4th favorite band.

3. Bob Seger and the Silver Bullet Band.

They've got it all, a bearded front man, slow songs, and a timeless classic "Old Time Rock and Roll."  They keep rolling with hits like Night Moves, Turn the Page, and Like a Rock.  Seger's voice tells a story in every song he sings.  It sounds like he means what he says in the song.

2. Tom Petty & the Heartbreakers.

So he's a pothead.  His voice is squeaky.  He looks like a deadbeat on the corner selling drugs.  With all of that he (and the Heartbreakers) still has an amazing career with hits like Don't Do Me Like That, The Waiting, and Mary Jane's Last Dance.

1. Journey.

I know it's cheesey.  But put a Journey record on and you assured yourself a good time.  Steve Perry has the epic voice an over the top band needs and "Don't Stop Believing" is a classic. I have seen them live minus Steve Perry.  It was okay.  My cousin refers to them with the Asian lead as Journeyokie. 

Winner of the Day: The Yankees.  Apparently they won.  Gosh I haven't been paying attention at all to the MLB playoffs.  I forgot they were even playing until last night. It's definitely football season.

Loser of the Day: This teenage couple for murdering and dismembering a 50 something year old man just to sell his jewelry.  What is the world coming to? The Story.

Quote of the Day: "Everything has beauty, but not everyone sees it."- Confucius

Song Of The Day: I Can't Make You Love Me by Bonnie Raitt

Invention of the day: Mommy Tummy.  Some dudes in Japan refused to give up seats on a train to pregnant women so he created this weird thing that simulates kicks and all that.... Read Here. 

What is a Douchebag (Top 5)? Verizon sucks, Amanda Knox is free, and Japanese Toys are weird

ANOTHER CONTEST! THE FIRST PERSON TO TELL ME WHICH MAURICE WILLIAMS & THE ZODIACS SONG WAS THE SONG OF THE DAY ON MY FACEBOOK WALL http://www.facebook.com/davidbrooksjr WILL GET TO PICK A TOPIC FOR ME TO WRITE ABOUT ON MY NEXT BLOG.


Now for the actual blog.... so what defines douchebag?  Not the woman cleaner out thing, but like someone you call a douchebag? It is someone who would call themselves "all that and a bag of chips."  It is someone who spikes up their hair with twice as much gel than they actually need.  It's someone who thinks they are high and mighty and can get away with anything.  It's the surfer dude with long blonde hair.  It's the Jersey Shore cast.  It is the guy who is all over you in those drunken pics.  It's any white boy whoever played for Duke.  It is the fraternity guys with the extra thick sideburns and stupid clothing.  It is the shirtless guys who show off their stupid barbed wire tattoos. It is mostly white people although there are a select few blacks who would be considered douchebags (Kanye West, Chad Ochocinco).  It is the guy with frosted tip highlights.  It is the guy at the basketball courts who plays in a polo shirt.  It is the guy you'd never have an intelligent conversation with.  It is somehow someone who ladies get attracted to. So now that we know what a douchebag is, let's run through the top 5 biggest douchebags in Hollywood...

5. The male cast of Jersey Shore

They are too stupid to be credited as individuals.  They have it all, the gay hair, the gay tattoos, the mistreatment of women, the stupid smiles, and the "my shit don't stink" mentality.

4. Ashton Kutcher

If you have a name like Ashton, it is likely you will make this list.  The guy finds himself funny, but I just think he's stupid.  He stole Bruce's wife from him and walks around like he runs the town.  Until he was signed on to Two and Half Men, his career had fainted so terribly he was on camera commercials.  He's got the douchebag hair look to top it off.

3. Jeremy Piven.  Oh I'm cool because I'm on Entourage.  I'm a celebrity.  I have a cool voice.  I'm a really cool person and the ladies love me.  Get off your high horse dude, you suck.  Just look at you; you have one of those faces everyone wants to punch in the face.  This hat just makes him look like a jack ass too.

3. Kevin Federline.

Yes it is a stretch to call this ridiculous human being a celebrity but God I needed an excuse to remind the public of this scum of the earth.  First of all he's a white rapper.  Don't even get me started on those.  Secondly, he hangs around in wife beaters and he's a horrible father.  He has a gay nickname, K-Fed.  He married Britney Spears at the height of her insanity.  He thinks he can dance.  And apparently he considers himself a "pimp."

2. Kanye West.

The Taylor Swift stuff was a little over the top.  He calls himself awesome and he thinks he runs the town.  He makes black men relevant in the douchebag conversation.  The glasses.  The stupid haircuts.  The political comments when he has no clue what he is speaking about.  The smirk.  His music is okay, but his life isn't.  Hey cameraman take a picture of me looking fly with this cigar.

1. John Mayer.

There are so many reasons.  His hair.  His handling of women.  His refusal to date black women even though they are apparently all over him according to the douche.  His music.  His "I'm God" persona.  His life.  His guitar.  His face.  His attitude.  His belief that vaginas are attracted to him.  I could go on and on and on.

So I'm getting fed up with Verizon.  A little over a month ago, my original Droid was falling apart.  It wouldn't charge right and the keys kept falling off.  I took it in wanting to get the Droid 3.  The store was out of the 3 so I went with the HTC Merge instead.  The guy said it was a better deal anyway.  Then a month into it, the cover kept popping off and out of nowhere it stopped reading my SD card not allowing me to take pictures.  If you know me, you'd know that I am a fan of taking photos.  So I went into exchange it and they were out of stock nationwide.  The guy said call him back in about a week.  I called maybe 7 times and he was always busy so I eventually went back in and I was fed up so the guy exchanged it for a droid 3 (a different guy).  He said the Droid 3 was actually better.  Whatever.  Anyway, I got the replacement a couple days later my Droid 3 arrived and it was all messed up.  It didn't charge properly,and went into roaming every half an hour or so.  I went back in the next day and they dialed *228 and said the roaming should be fixed.  Not really.  It still didn't work and on top of everything my cover was broken when they gave it to me.  I went back in last night and they ordered me another Droid 3. TO BE CONTINUED I GUESS... It's getting very frustrating.


WINNER OF THE DAY: Amanda Knox.  She was released from prison in Italy where she was accused along with her boyfriend of raping and murdering a British roommate. The Story

LOSER OF THE DAY: OHIO STATE.  3 players were suspended for getting paid too much money at summer jobs. Shocker? No.  Players should get paid for college athletics but thats just me.The story.


Quote of the Day: "Never hate your enemies, it affects your judgement." -The Godfather (1972)


Song of the Day: Someone Like You by Adele.

Weird Japanese Toy of the Day:

Saving Dogs, Ruining Weddings, and Bengals Winning

So today I am going to write about my weekend because what an adventurous one it was.  It started out right after work, traveling with Mindy down near Louisville to save Bronze.  We were a transport to get him to a foster home.  It was a fun experience.  It felt like we were abolitionists in the Underground Railroad.  We saved a life and although I am not a hardcore animal rights guy, it felt good.  On the way back, we saw literally the most beautiful rainbow I have ever seen.  The colors were bright and very beautiful.  I would have taken a picture but my phone has been broken and they sent me a replacement and that hasn't been working.  It keeps going into roaming.  What the hell?  I never have service.  Isn't that what Verizon is known for?  Well anyway, afterwords thanks to my girl Laura I was given a giant pack of Frisch's Chili.  We also partied a little bit at the "fire pit."  I went a little too fast; I can't report much on the night, but it was a fun time.  I mean who doesn't have a fun time around me?  On Saturday, I had a wedding.  I was the king of the dance floor literally.  Before that, however, Stu and I stole the show at the actual wedding. We were ushers.  Oh yeah congrats Rob and Tara on getting married.  Well anyway, about 15 minutes before the service was to start, we were asked to pull the runner down for just the bride.  Neither Stu or I knew how to use this said device.  Well anyway when it was our time to do this, we went up to the front, everyone watching us, and we couldn't figure out how to roll it.  Stu and I both tried numerous ways to do it and it kept getting caught on the rope and people were laughing all over the church.  We kind of felt like court jesters before the Queen entered.  When we finally had it rolling, a round of applause erupted in the church.  I nodded my head to the crowd.  Then about 3/4 of the way through, it locked up again but we finally finished.  Then I needed to relieve a lot of stress, so I went out on the dance floor and didn't come off.  The next day I watched the Bengals win on a last second field goal, and then played some football.  I started getting sick which I still am today.  That's the short of my weekend.  Oh yeah I caught the garter at the wedding too so watch out ladies.


Winner of the Day: Gotta give it to the Bengals for coming back from a 17-3 deficit to win the game.

Loser of the Day: This guy for killing his father.  Reminds me of how sad of a story Marvin Gaye's father killing him was. The Story


Quote of the day: It's hard to wait around for something that you know might never happen ,but it's even harder to give up, when you know it's everything you want. - Unknown 


Song of the Day: Tracks of my Tears by Smokey Robinson & the Miracles

Douche of the Day: Jeremy Piven (I may have spelled his name wrong but he's too much of a douche to care.