Anyway do you know what busted my balls last night? I went down to Gold Star for 99cent coney day (I'm frustrated because I had to type out cent. I cannot find the cent logo anywhere on this work keyboard) and hold on a second while I enjoy these orange Hostess cupcakes. Wow I haven't had orange ones in years. Well anyway, down at Gold Star I waited the longest I've ever waited for a waitress to get there, which was as long as I've ever been in Gold Star minus the one time me and Rob just sat in there and talked for like three hours straight and the waitress stopped giving us refills in hopes we would leave. Well finally we got to order, and between my company (Nicolette) and me, we only ordered one coney which makes no sense, but whatever we were both starving. We noticed we had no crackers. What the hell is Gold Star with no crackers? They are like an appetizer. Jesus Christ I just realized I have had some form of chili for five straight days. Well the waitress got back and asked if we needed anything else. I asked for some crackers, and she apologized because they were out. But why? Why would they be out of crackers on a coney day? The food however was delicious as always. I lost my apetite though when some girls came in wearing pajama pants. They are not made to be worn outside; it just makes you look like white trash. My top three restaurants to eat chili are: #3 The Newport Dixie Chili. Known for the alligator. 1 Yum. #2 The Bellevue Gold Star. Known for Chili Rick. Not Yum but the food is 2 Yums. #1 The Cold Spring Skyline. Known for being delicious. 3 Yums.
I remember back in the day, my friend Robert had a fear of spending the night over at my house only around Christmas time. He later admitted to me he had a fear of Christmas trees. When you look at them in the dark, they do look pretty scary I must admit. Just imagine one attacking you with all of the prickling it would do to you all over your skin. Even the artificial ones would hurt. It would be a bunch of slow, sharp pains.
Who are you anonymous #2? Just let me know if you are male or female. So Steve Jobs died yesterday. I must do a shout out to him. I remember the pre I-Pod days when I had a bunch of burnt CDs but I wanted them all in one place. Then someone broke into my car and stole them. I hope they can make lots of money off of them because of my picture on all of the labels. Without Steve Jobs. I would not be able to listen to a Juvenile song followed by a Celine Dion song followed by a Rush song. He made that possible. Rest in peace Mr. Jobs. Years from now when this era is called the Technological Revolution you will be considered one of the major innovators in it.
Is anyone else excited to see the Ides of March? The previews are awesome. I love how they filmed in Cincinnati. I'm not big on Clooney but I am a fan of Marissa Tomei. I'm too tall for her liking though. According to Seinfeld she is into short bald men. She'd just use me to get to my friend Stuart. So if you want a breast inhancement without going under the knife some lady claims she knows the answer. Read this if you want to know ladies.
Winner of the Day: Lily. She's the newest muppet and she represents world hunger. I just wanted to bring up the muppets because I'm still angry that Sesame Street changed the Cookie Monster into the Veggie Monster. Kids can't just be kids anymore. Are these people who make these decisions saying that my generation didn't turn out right? I love cookies. They haven't killed me yet. It just offends me when they change things up because you have to be so politically correct nowadays. They are taking fun out of childhood. The Story on Lily.
Loser of the Day: Apple. They lost Steve Jobs. I mean they lost him a while ago, but wow who is going to pick up the slack? He developed so many awesome things, Ipod, Ipad, Iphone to name a few. The Iphone 4S already has bad reviews. Good luck Apple....wait for the pun....you may go rotten if you aren't careful.
Quote of the Day: "You have to do the best with what God gave you." - Mrs. Gump from Forrest Gump (1994)
Song of the Day: I Miss My Homies by Master P
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I watch sesame street everyday and they have never called cookie monster the veggie monster so idk why ppl keep saying that, there was one episode where he had to try broccoli bc he had never tried it before and then everyone starting saying that shit. they haven't changed any characters just added new ones.
ReplyDeleteThanks for clearing that up Ashleigh, does the dude still eat tons of cookies though? And the cookie monster I know would never eat broccoli? lol
ReplyDeleteShotty the pj pants for bust my boobs!
ReplyDeleteYou can have it when we do #11. #9 may never be published 10 years from now i may release it as a lost episode!
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ReplyDeletei have two out of left field guesses... Brandon Youtsey or Jacob Grosser?
ReplyDeleteHe still eats cookies all the time and goes crazy over them
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