Relationship Advice Edition 1: Topic Ten rules on who to date

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Anonymous said...

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Anyway, back to the real blog and normally I would write my relationship advice column but I did not have anyone write in so here goes a stab in the dark with relationships.  

First rule: Date someone who has a lot in common with you but not everything in common with you.  There has to be enough differences to be able to make it work.  

Second rule: Date someone who likes you for you.  Do not change for anyone.  Don't put on a front at the beginning as someone you are not.  It isn't fair for either party.

Third rule: Date someone who is into you.  If they make an excuse now and then about why they can't hang out, and everyone else in his/her life comes before you, not worth it.

Forth rule: Date someone who pushes you.  Don't just date someone because it is convenient.  Date someone who brings the most out of you.


Fifth rule: Date someone who makes your day, just by thinking about them.  


Sixth rule: Date someone who has loyalty, honesty, and trust.  Without these three things, doom would be inevitable.


Seventh rule: Date someone who puts you before him/herself.  


Eighth rule: Date someone you are physically attracted to.  No I am not shallow but I must say this because if there is absolutely no physical chemistry, things will end in disaster.


Ninth rule: Date someone who is there for you when times are good and bad.


Tenth rule: Date someone who makes you happy.  Laughing, smiling, caring.